hogwartsguidetolife:

071. I’m actually not that funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

itneverrainsmen:

yellowverse:

lmhawthorne:

kbender:

akaxame:

thesiximpossibles:

I’d never given much thought to how I would die—though I’d had reason enough in the last few months—but even if I had, I would not have imagined it like this.

I stared without breathing across the long room, into the dark eyes of the hunter, and he looked pleasantly back at me.

Surely it was a good way to die, in the place of someone else, someone I loved. Noble, even. That ought to count for something.

I knew that if I’d never gone to Forks, I wouldn’t be facing death now. But, terrified as I was, I couldn’t bring myself to regret the decision. When life offers you a dream so far beyound any of your expectations, it”s not reasonable to grieve when it comes to and end.

The hunter smiled in a friendly way as he sauntered forward to kill me.

Chapter 1:

My mother drove me to the airport with the windows rolled down. It was seventy five degrees in Phoenix, the sky a perfect, cloudless blue. I was wearing my favorite shirt - sleeve-less, white eyelet lace; I was wearing it as a farewell gesture. My carry-on item was a parka.

In the Olympic Peninsula of northwest Washington State, a small town named Forks exists under a near-constant cover of clouds. It rains on this inconsequential town more than any other place in the United States of America. It was from this town and its gloomy, omnipresent shade that my mother escaped with me when i was only a few months old. It was in this town that I’d been compelled to spend a month every summer until i was fourteen. That was the year i finally put my foot down; these past three summers, my dad, Charlie, vacationed me in California for two weeks instead.

It was to Forks that i know exiled myself - an action that took great horror. I detested Forks.
I loved Phoenix. I loved the sun and the blistering heat. I loved the vigorous, sprawling city.

OH MY GOD I JUST DIED.  JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE DAMN CAR.

^^^^^^^ LOL

WHAT IS AIR

 OMG OMG HAHAHAHAH

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(Source: johnnydeppfuckyeah)

kyle-johnson:

I know we’ve all heard it in Church, God hears all of us because He is outside of time. But I’m going to show you another way that you prayer is all worth it. In James 5:16 it says “The prayer of a righteous person is powerful and effective.” Then you look at Romans 3:24 and read “Yet God, with…